Sep 2, 2026

As more Jedi succumb to the Capgras delusion, the needle-toothed, tentacle-armed, Lovecraftian abomination Jack Stovold descends upon the podcast to determine if this Troy Denning offering sparks joy. This proves difficult, as we face horrors like a grotesque rat king of sentient beings, the freakin' Sith who somehow...

Aug 5, 2026

Golden boy Ryan Davis reunites with our Unit to welcome a new authorial voice to the reading rotation with Christie Golden’s Omen. Her novel briefly fuels our hopes for Young Jedi Knights: The New Class, as we flow-walk back in time to rehash well-worn discourse surrounding the Rule of Two and trade Force...

Jul 1, 2026

The presumed dead Eric Ambler resurfaces for the Creamsicle-coded kickoff to Fate of the Jedi! Conspire with our Darkmeld as we speculate that Star Wars is entering its old-man era, wonder if we're too young to be harping about the good old days, and discover how this low-key kick-ass adventure seemingly sets the table...

Jun 3, 2026

Punching in the coordinates for an unexpected detour, John Parton joins us aboard the Millennium Falcon in a real barrel of taurill that makes the jump through the freighter's offbeat ownership history and straight into a Black Hole of tangents. We bounce between topics faster than a bat-falcon and could have...

May 4, 2026

For a Special Edition, this Episode I commentary features... shockingly few suggested upgrades. Our own circular council we will keep on what is to be changed! We mostly just sit in awe of perfection, occasionally borrowing from both junior and "senior" novelizations while pitching AI to undo that unacceptable "shot...